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4/24/2008 ABCDEFG Means What??do you know the meaning of, ABCDEFG??? It means A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl How about reverse the meaning of, GFEDCBA??? Girls Forgot Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again. 3/6/2008 God Never FailsWhen you're down to nothing, God is up to something.' Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.' Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through hi s thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold that he always thinking of someone else and wanting to help others if he could.' Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said: 'Dear Mom,
I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You’. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't al lowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from,
God, Jesus & Me. 3/1/2008 WINDOWS XP裡隱藏了一個電影在開始(Start) - 運行(Run) 裡打 telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl 你會看到一個DOS版電影, 那便是--星球大戰的數字版電影!! 2/26/2008 Girl = Evil??? I apologise to all the girls who read this article. I am not going to offence you all but this is what I get inside my mailbox. Sorry that I couldn't disclose who's the sender....hehe :-) Proof that girls are evil: First, girls need time and money: Girl = Time * Money And we know that time is money: Girl = Money * Money We also know that money is the root of all evil: Money = Evil ^ 1/2 Therefore: Money ^ 2 = Evil So we are forced to conclude that: Girl = Evil 女生不要嫁聰明男生,應該嫁給笨男生決定智商的八對基因(好像是八對) 全部都是位於X染色體上面,在此先復習男女性是如何來的:
男生的性染色體是XY, X (卵) 是來自母親,Y(精子)是來自父親。
女 生的性染色體是XX,X (卵)是來自母親,X(精子 ) 是來自父親。 所以生男生女都是先生決定的,不要怪罪媽媽的肚皮不爭氣 !!!! 請注意:
男生是XY,所以男生的智商全部都是來自母親的遺傳,女生是XX,所以女生的智商是父親跟母親各有一半影響。
因為女生的智商是父親母親都有影響,所以會有中和的效應。所以女生智商的分布會呈現自然分布(normal distribution) ,就是中間最多,兩邊較少。
男生因為是完全隻受一方影響,所以男生智商分布會呈現在偏向在兩個極端。也就是說,天才中男生比較多,但是同時,蠢材之中也是男生特別多。 從這其中我們總結出:你要判斷一個男生聰不聰明,看他媽媽就知道了。 可是,要怎麼判斷一個男生的媽媽聰不聰明,我們用 機率來算:
真正經典的計算開始咯。。。
生男孩的機率 = 1/2﹔生女孩的機率=1/2。 生男孩的時候, 母親對於男孩智商的影響力= 1
生女孩的時候,母親對於 女孩智商的影響力= 1/2
所以說母親跟父親對於下一代智商的影響力 ( 期望值) 的比例是
1*1/2 + 1/2*1/2 : 0*1/2 + 1/2*1/2
= 0.75 :0.25
= 3 :1
= 母:父
所以:
1、如果你是男生 ,如果你覺得你很笨的話。你千萬要娶一個聰明的女生來。這樣你小孩翻盤的機率還有七成五,人生還是充滿了希望。
2. 如果你是女生,如果你覺得你很笨的話,你毀人家子孫的機率有七成五,如果你恨誰,就嫁給他吧。(這句話決的。。。)
3. 當你看到一個男生很聰明的時候,則他母親一定也很聰明,所以,如果你在考慮要嫁給一個很聰明的男生的時候,你就要小心他媽,她可能會是一個很會算計的婆婆。反之,當你看到一個男生很笨的時候,如果他很有錢,要毫不猶豫的嫁給他。不要覺得你是為了他的錢,你要跟自己說,你是為了要改善人類未來的基因。
最后重復一次: 1. 判斷男生智商 ,看媽媽。
2. 笨男生無論如何也要娶聰明女生。
3. 女生不要嫁聰明男生,應該嫁給笨男生。(聰明男生的媽媽很厲害哦) 12/6/2007 Don't let kids watch The Golden Compass! There will be a new children's movie out this month called The Golden Compass. The movie has been described as 'atheism for kids' and is based on the first book of a trilogy entitle His Dark Materials that was written by Phillip Pullman. Pullman is a militant atheist and secular humanist who despises C. S. Lewis and the Chronicles of Narnia. His motivation for writing this trilogy was specifically to counteract Lewis' symbolisms of Christ that are portrayed in the Narnia series. Clearly, Pullman's main objective is to bash Christianity and promote atheism. Pullman left little doube about his intentions when he said in a 2003 interview that 'my books are about killing God'. He has even stated that he wants to 'kill God in the minds of children'. It has been said of Pullman that he is 'the writer the atheists would be praying for, if atheists prayed'. While The Golden Compass itself may seem mild and innocent, the books are a more different story. In the trilogy, a young streetwise girl becomes enmeshed in an epic struggle to ultimately defeat the oppressive forces of a senile God. Another character, an ex-nun, describes Christianity as 'a very powerful and convincing mistake'. In the final book, characters representing Adam and Eve eventually kill God, who at times is called YAHWEH. Each book in the trilogy gets progressively worse regarding Pullman's hatred of Jesus Christ. The Golden Compass is set to premier on December 7, during the Christmas season (and staring Nicole Kidman although it remains a mystery as to why she agreed to the part especially after announcing her reconversion to Catholicism from the Church of Scientology), and will probably be heavily advertised. Promoters hope that unsuspecting parents will take their children to see the movie, that they will enjoy the movie, and that the children will want the books for Christmas. Please consider a boycott of the movie and the books. Forwarding this message along to everyone you know (including church leaders), will help to educate parents, so that they will know the agenda of the movie. This message is meant for those of you who have kids or friends with kids, grandkids or have influence with kids. So many things today are mindless darkness concealed in what appears to be pure innocence. Don't let kids see The Golden Compass! Tim F Peters, Kuala Lumpur This article is taken from Herald - The Catholic Weekly dated 12 December, 2007. |
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